Kai Satou Oatmeal Pants fic
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The following jumble of letters is a fanfiction based on that image, written by someone's friend. This someone was kind enough to let me save a copy of their friend's story for myself. I'm forever thankful to the original author. Maybe you wouldn't like the stupid story as much as I did but that doesn't matter. I enjoyed the story. My favorite snack is oatmeal too so this story is meant to be for me
silly u just got up from a LONG silly nap bc ur goofy gofer like that and u got out of bed and put ur cookie queen slippers on and ur booty was looking extra voluptuous and delectable today , u made ur way to the kitchen and u were greeted by ur silly pookie baby boy kai satou just as he just got done making ur eggs benedict???? he so sweet u thought in ur pea mind and you cutely said goodmorning snd hugged ur baby boy from behind he goigled super cute ans u asked if he needed help and he said it okay this is ur silly relax day ???? he kissyed u and u sat down at tabl and he sat next to u and he mase u oatmeal so cute?????? u took egg and oatmeal and u ate all of the ehg and and then the oatmeal last and it was kinda sticky and creamy but thags how good oatmel is an d he stood up to put ur guyss platss away and u aaw HE HAD NO PANT where pant! “babi where ur pant” u said, cutely then kai replied “what did u think was in the otamesl?!” and u just stared and but ur lip like that one emojia nd then u a
amen!